Ice Bound ...

Well, after many attempts I finally made it to the South Pole. It took years of planning and I had to use some money from my trust fund. I must say though that it isn't what I expected. The penguins are numerous, aggressive and unusually large, probably from chowing down on burgers and fries. Looks like I'll be here for awhile as my ship got stuck in the ice. I'm a little concerned that the penguin eying me may be thinking I'm his next meal.