Hmmm ....

This Woody guy is just too happy ...

Cleo's favorite

I was always Cleopatra's favorite. Marc preferred Jenkins. Cleo allowed me on the table to enjoy dinner with her and her friends. Jenkins had to wait and sometimes the poor boy didn't get anything at all. Marc was such an asp!

I was there ...

Chelsea called me a week before her wedding in a panic because she realized I had been left off the guest list. The poor dear was in tears. I told her not to worry and that I could alter my plans to attend. I insisted though that I would be the one to walk her down the isle. She was hesitant at first but we compromised and Bill was included.